I'll Punch You In The Face!

What you yell when someone teases you so hard you feel like a sad, drunk potato and you want to take their face and smash it into a wall with your fist.

A loud threat you scream when you're too drunk to think straight and your brain is like a melted ice cream cone.

What you shout when someone messes with you so bad you feel like you're going to cry and your brain is like a broken calculator.

A wild promise you make when someone is being a total pain and you're too mad to think of anything else to say.

What you yell when someone teases you so bad you feel like a broken toy and your brain is like a confused cat.

A loud threat you scream when someone messes with you so bad you're ready to cry and your brain is like a tangled mess of yarn.