I'll pay you when I get paid

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A promise that sounds good but is totally fake and full of lies.
I'll pay you when I get paid. (said right before disappearing for three months.)
He said that to my mom. She still hasn't seen a dime.
My friend said that to me. I'm still waiting. And I'm still mad.
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A sneaky way to avoid giving money to people who need it.
He said that to me after I lent him $20 for gas. He still owes me $20 for gas.
My coworker said that to me. I'm still waiting for my paycheck.
My brother said that to me. I've been waiting for six months.
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A lie someone tells to feel important while pretending to be nice.
She said that to me right after I gave her a loan. She still hasn't paid me back.
My friend said that to me. I still don't know if he's ever going to pay me.
My dad said that to me. He still hasn't paid me back.
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A way to make others wait while you enjoy your own life.
He said that to me right after I gave him $50. He still hasn't paid me back.
She said that to me. I'm still waiting. And I'm still mad.
My brother said that to me. He's still living in my house and never paid me back.
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A promise that’s as good as a fart in a hurricane, nobody believes it.
He said that to me. I still haven’t seen a penny.
My sister said that to me. She still hasn't paid me back.
My coworker said that to me. I'm still waiting for my paycheck.
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