I'll pay you back tomorrow

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A fancy lie you tell when you're too broke to pay someone back and too lazy to admit it.
'I'll pay you back tomorrow' said the guy who still owes me from last year.
'I'll pay you back tomorrow' said the person who didn't even bring a snack to the movie.
'I'll pay you back tomorrow' said the kid who ran out of the store before I could catch him.
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A promise that sounds like a plan but is really just a way to avoid being yelled at.
'I'll pay you back tomorrow' said the person who forgot about the debt during the entire weekend.
'I'll pay you back tomorrow' said the friend who just got a new phone and doesn't care about the old one.
'I'll pay you back tomorrow' said the kid who still hasn't paid me since third grade.
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A magical phrase that makes you believe you're not the worst person in the world... until tomorrow.
'I'll pay you back tomorrow' said the guy who still owes me $20 from last month.
'I'll pay you back tomorrow' said the person who didn't even notice the money was gone.
'I'll pay you back tomorrow' said the kid who just got a new sneaker and still owes me for the old one.
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