Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying you're a broke fool who will never pay you back. Ever. You're just trying to avoid getting yelled at.

I'll pay you... next Tuesday... maybe.

I'll pay you... if I win the lottery... which I never do.

I'll pay you... when pigs fly... which is never.

2

A fake promise to borrow money, knowing you'll never give it back. You're a sneaky little rat.

I'll pay you... if I get a job... which I never do.

I'll pay you... when I remember... which is never.

I'll pay you... if I don't eat all my burgers first.

3

A stupid line from a cartoon guy who never paid for his food. You're just like him.

I'll pay you... on Tuesday... which is never.

I'll pay you... when I feel like it... which is never.

I'll pay you... if I don't get distracted by pizza.

4

A song from a movie about a guy who never paid his bills. You're just trying to avoid getting in trouble.

I'll pay you... when I get rich... which is never.

I'll pay you... if I win the lottery... which I never do.

I'll pay you... if I don't eat all my lunch first.

5

A line from a guy who loves burgers and hates paying for them. You're just like him.

I'll pay you... when I get a job... which I never do.

I'll pay you... if I don't eat all my food... which I always do.

I'll pay you... if I remember... which I never do.

6

A stupid song that your friends sing at lunch because they're all broke and lazy.

I'll pay you... when I get money... which I never do.

I'll pay you... if I don't eat my lunch... which I always do.

I'll pay you... if I don't forget... which I always do.

7

A promise that you're never going to keep. You're just trying to get money now.

I'll pay you... on Tuesday... which is never.

I'll pay you... if I don't eat all my food... which I always do.

I'll pay you... when I get rich... which is never.