i'll never leave you

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A lie that people tell when they’re too drunk or too dumb to think straight. It’s like when someone promises they’ll never cheat on you, but then they do it in the next town.
'I’ll never leave you,' he said, then left the same night.
'I’ll never leave you,' she said, then left for a weekend trip and never came back.
'I’ll never leave you,' he said, then left to spend the night with his ex.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A phrase people use when they're desperate and don’t know what else to say. It’s like when someone says it, and then the next day they’re gone with a suitcase and a bad attitude.
'I’ll never leave you,' she said, then packed her bags and left.
'I’ll never leave you,' he said, then packed his car and drove off.
'I’ll never leave you,' he said, then left to join the military.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A promise that's as good as a dog’s word. People say it like they mean it, but then they leave you for someone else or something stupid.
'I’ll never leave you,' she said, then left for a new job in another city.
'I’ll never leave you,' he said, then left to chase his dreams.
'I’ll never leave you,' she said, then left to be with her boyfriend.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A way to cover up the fact that you're a terrible person. It’s like when someone says it, and then they leave you for a bigger problem or a better person.
'I’ll never leave you,' he said, then left for a bigger problem.
'I’ll never leave you,' she said, then left for a better person.
'I’ll never leave you,' he said, then left to be with his mom.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A phrase that’s only true if you're a god or a very lucky person. People say it like it’s a guarantee, but it’s not.
'I’ll never leave you,' he said, then left the next day.
'I’ll never leave you,' she said, then left to go on a trip.
'I’ll never leave you,' he said, then left to go be a rockstar.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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