I'll make people use past tense when referring to you

I saw you in the hallway. I’ll make sure people say you were run over by a bus.

He just called me a coward. I’ll make sure people say he was roasted alive.

She asked for my opinion. I’ll make sure people say she was buried under a mountain of trash.

He said I was a joke. I’ll make sure people say he was a punchline.

She laughed at my face. I’ll make sure people say she was eaten by a troll.

He said I was weak. I’ll make sure people say he was crushed by a bear.

He said I was useless. I’ll make sure people say he was flattened by a truck.

She called me a failure. I’ll make sure people say she was stepped on by a dinosaur.

He mocked my laugh. I’ll make sure people say he was squashed by a brick wall.