i'll lick you up

I'll eat your face like a sandwich and spit you out

I'll give you a tongue-lashing so hard you'll be sore for a week

I'll use my tongue to beat you like a drum

I'll take a bite out of you so hard you'll be dizzy

I'll stick my tongue so far up your nose you'll smell like a fart

I'll lick your face until you look like a soggy pizza