I'll let you ponder over that one

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You say this when you realize you just made a complete fool of yourself, and you’re too proud to admit it, so you pretend you were being deep.
'I'll let you ponder over that one' after I said the moon was made of expired pizza.
'I'll let you ponder over that one' when I tried to explain why my dog is a philosopher.
'I'll let you ponder over that one' after I told my teacher I was doing homework on a different planet.
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You throw this phrase out like a smoke bomb when you know you said something dumb, and you hope no one remembers it.
'I'll let you ponder over that one' after I told my crush I was a vampire hunter.
'I'll let you ponder over that one' when I said my cat was the president of France.
'I'll let you ponder over that one' after I told my mom I was a time traveler.
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You say this when you're too lazy to fix your mistake, so you just let everyone wonder if you were being smart or just high.
'I'll let you ponder over that one' after I told my friend I could speak fluent squirrel.
'I'll let you ponder over that one' when I said my calculator had a soul.
'I'll let you ponder over that one' after I told my teacher I was a wizard in training.
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This is your go-to line when you’ve said something so dumb it’s like you were born in a dumpster and raised by a parrot.
'I'll let you ponder over that one' after I told my class I was a secret agent.
'I'll let you ponder over that one' when I said my fridge was a portal to another dimension.
'I'll let you ponder over that one' after I told my dad I was a famous singer.
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You say this when you're too proud to admit you're an idiot, so you make up a story that makes it look like you're a genius.
'I'll let you ponder over that one' after I said my goldfish was writing a novel.
'I'll let you ponder over that one' when I told my friend I could read minds with my feet.
'I'll let you ponder over that one' after I told my teacher I was a scientist from the future.
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