I'll Kill You Later Smile

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The fake happy face parents use when they see their kid being a total brat in public but they're too scared to murder them right then.

Mom: 'I’m so proud of you, sweetie.' (She’s about to murder me in 3 minutes.)

Dad: 'You’re a star!' (He’s counting down to my death.)

Mom: 'That was the best performance ever!' (She’s thinking about taking me to the woods.)

That smile parents flash when they're too tired to beat their kid up but they're still planning to do it later.

Dad: 'I love you, buddy.' (He’s thinking about a new brand of pain.)

Mom: 'You’re my hero!' (She’s got a brick in her hand.)

Dad: 'That was the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen.' (He’s trying to remember where he put the belt.)

The smile parents wear when they're too lazy to kill you right now but they're definitely going to do it when they're not tired anymore.

Mom: 'You're the best!' (She’s about to pass out from exhaustion.)

Dad: 'I’m so proud of you!' (He’s counting down to the beatings.)

Mom: 'That was magic!' (She’s got a spoon ready for me.)