i'll kill that cat

I'll gut that cat like a fish and leave it in the trash.

That cat better run before I turn it into a meatloaf.

If that cat doesn't watch out, I'll be its new best friend (in the afterlife).

I'll take that cat apart with my bare hands and laugh while I do it.

That cat won't know what hit it, I'll be the hit.

I'll make that cat my new footstool and then punch it for being smelly.

I'll make that cat my new pet and then feed it to the neighbor's dog.

That cat's gonna be my sidekick until it's my lunch.

I'll turn that cat into a sandwich and eat it for breakfast.