Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud promise you make when you're too lazy to actually do anything. Only works if you're wearing a leather jacket and someone else is holding a knife.

I'll kill you if you don't buy me pizza.

I'll kill you if you fail math again.

I'll kill you if you don't stop barking at the mailman.

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2

When you're so mad you're ready to punch the air but you're still wearing your pajamas.

I'll kill you for stealing my snack.

I'll kill you for breaking my phone.

I'll kill you for calling me ugly.

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3

You’re gonna stab that cat, and it's gonna be the least of your problems.

I'll kill that cat if you don't stop me.

I'll kill that cat if you keep eating my chips.

I'll kill that cat if you don't stop talking.

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4

You’re gonna do the nastiest, dirtiest, most glorious thing to them and you're gonna love every second of it.

I'll fuck the shit out of you if you don't stop teasing me.

I'll fuck the shit out of you if you fail the test.

I'll fuck the shit out of you if you don't stop singing.

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5

You’re telling them to die and also saying they look like a mess.

I'll kill you and your face if you don't stop talking.

I'll kill you and your face if you don't stop being annoying.

I'll kill you and your face if you don't stop eating my sandwich.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

6

You’re about to get stabbed in the heart with a rusty sword, and you’re still eating pie.

I'll kill you if you don't stop eating pie.

I'll kill you if you don't stop singing.

I'll kill you if you don't stop being loud.

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7

Parents are smug, you're being a mess, and no one is actually dead yet.

I'll kill you if you don't stop making a mess.

I'll kill you if you don't stop shouting.

I'll kill you if you don't stop eating my breakfast.

by Slangipedia 2d ago