I'll hit that shit

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A promise to show up and make things go sideways at whatever event you're talking about.
I'll hit that shit, I'm bringing my ex and my new girlfriend's brother.
I'll hit that shit, I swear I'll start a fight with the DJ.
I'll hit that shit, I'm bringing a keg and a warrant.
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A swear-filled agreement to be there, even if you're drunk and probably late.
I'll hit that shit, I'll be there at 11, but I'll be drunk and wearing my pajamas.
I'll hit that shit, I'll be there, but I'll probably be fighting the pizza guy.
I'll hit that shit, I'll be there, but I might bring my dog's leash.
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A loud, aggressive way of saying you're coming, even if you're not sure why you're coming.
I'll hit that shit, I don't know why I'm going, but I'm going.
I'll hit that shit, I'll be there, even if I have to drag my brother.
I'll hit that shit, I'm coming, and I'm bringing my anger.
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