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When you're stuck in the middle of some dumb chatter and someone yells at you for no damn reason. You just say 'I'll have a sandwich' and walk away like you're the king of the world.
At a family reunion, my cousin starts yelling about the TV remote. I say 'I'll have a sandwich' and start eating.
My boss yells at me for not sending an email. I say 'I'll have a sandwich' and go take a nap.
My friend starts ranting about the weather. I say 'I'll have a sandwich' and text my mom.