I'll have a sandwich

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When you're stuck in the middle of some dumb chatter and someone yells at you for no damn reason. You just say 'I'll have a sandwich' and walk away like you're the king of the world.
At a family reunion, my cousin starts yelling about the TV remote. I say 'I'll have a sandwich' and start eating.
My boss yells at me for not sending an email. I say 'I'll have a sandwich' and go take a nap.
My friend starts ranting about the weather. I say 'I'll have a sandwich' and text my mom.
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You're in the middle of a dumb conversation and someone decides to randomly ask you for your opinion. You say 'I'll have a sandwich' and pretend you're not even there anymore.
At the grocery store, some guy starts talking about his dog. I say 'I'll have a sandwich' and walk off.
My neighbor comes over and starts telling me about his job. I say 'I'll have a sandwich' and go eat.
My friend asks me what I think about the new movie. I say 'I'll have a sandwich' and leave.
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You're trying to ignore some dumb conversation and someone decides to randomly pick a fight with you. You say 'I'll have a sandwich' and walk off like you just won.
In class, my teacher starts talking about the weekend. I say 'I'll have a sandwich' and start doodling.
At the park, some kid starts arguing about video games. I say 'I'll have a sandwich' and eat my lunch.
At work, my coworker starts telling me about his weekend. I say 'I'll have a sandwich' and go take a break.
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