I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy

I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy, just like the ad, but with more drama.

That McDonald's ad was cute, but this is a full-on butt war.

I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy, like it's a commercial, but I'm the main event.

That ad was cute, but this is me saying I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy, no questions asked.

I'm not here for fries, I'm here to grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy.

This is not a commercial, it's a threat from a guy who eats too much.

I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy, because I'm that hungry and that mad.

That ad was cute, but this is me saying I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy, no mercy.

No cheese, no fries, just butt cheeks and my willy.