I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

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A fancy way of saying 'I want your cash now so I can eat a burger, and I'll probably forget about you by Wednesday.'

'I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today,' he said, then immediately ate three burgers and passed out.

'I'm not asking for money, I'm asking for a loan... that I'll never pay back.'

He said he'd pay me back on Tuesday. That was a month ago.

Wimpy's way of getting free food by promising to pay you later, which he never does because he's too busy eating.

'I'll pay you Tuesday!' he said, then went to the burger place and ate 10 burgers.

'I'll pay you on Tuesday... maybe next Tuesday.'

He said he'd pay me back. I still haven't seen a penny.

A promise to pay you later that's as reliable as a broken toaster.

'I'll pay you on Tuesday,' he said. I still have the receipt from last year.

He promised to pay me back on Tuesday. That was two years ago.

He said he'd pay me back on Tuesday. Now he's eating burgers in my bed.

A person who says they'll pay you back later, then eats all the burgers and disappears.

He said he'd pay me back on Tuesday. Now he's eating burgers in my fridge.

'I'll pay you on Tuesday,' he said. I still haven't seen a cent.

He said he'd pay me back. Now he's in the hospital from eating too many burgers.

A phrase your friends use to get free food, and you're the one who ends up paying for it.

'We'll pay you back on Tuesday!' they said. Now I'm out $20.

They all sang it in the lunch line. I got the bill.

They said they'd pay me back on Tuesday. I still haven't seen a cent.

A loan with a payment date that never comes, and the borrower is too full to care.

He took the loan and ate the burger. Now he's too full to pay me back.

I lent him $10. He said he'd pay me back on Tuesday. He's still eating burgers.

He borrowed my money, ate a burger, and vanished.

A promise that sounds good, but it's basically a lie, and the person making it is too busy eating to care.

He promised to pay me on Tuesday. Now he's eating burgers in my bed.

He said he'd pay me back. I still haven't seen a cent.

He promised to pay me back on Tuesday. Now he's eating burgers in my fridge.