I'll give it a crack

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They’re going to throw everything they’ve got at it and hope it doesn’t explode.
I’ll give it a crack and see if this toilet ever flushes again.
He’ll give it a crack and probably end up in the hospital.
She’ll give it a crack and the whole house might fall down.
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They’re going to try really hard, even if it’s stupid.
I’ll give it a crack and try to fix this broken toaster with a banana.
He’ll give it a crack and try to talk to the dog like it’s a philosopher.
She’ll give it a crack and wear socks with sandals just to be cool.
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They’re going to try, even if they’re barely awake.
I’ll give it a crack, but I’ve only had three coffees and it’s 2 a. m.
He’ll give it a crack, but he’s been eating pizza for four days straight.
She’ll give it a crack, but she just woke up and still thinks it’s Monday.
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They’re going to try, even if they’re not sure what they’re doing.
I’ll give it a crack, even though I don’t know what the word ‘crack’ means.
He’ll give it a crack, but he’s still confused about the difference between a spoon and a fork.
She’ll give it a crack, but she thinks ‘try’ is a type of sandwich.
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They’re going to try, even if they’re drunk and it’s 3 a. m.
I’ll give it a crack, but I’ve had six beers and my pants are on backwards.
He’ll give it a crack, but he’s trying to balance on a chair and it’s 3 a. m.
She’ll give it a crack, but she just tried to talk to her cat and it yelled back.
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