i'll fucking cut you

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A random asshole is yelling they’ll slice you open like a hot dog.
My mom just said that to my brother for stealing her phone.
This kid in math class threatened me because I beat him at chess.
My uncle screamed that at my cousin for eating the last of the pizza.
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Some idiot is promising to chop you up like a piece of meat.
My friend’s dad said that to him for not doing his homework.
That girl in the hallway threatened me because I spilled soda on her shoes.
My little brother yelled that at me for taking his toy.
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A random person is telling you they’ll rip you apart like a sack of potatoes.
My neighbor said that to my dog for peeing on his lawn.
My sister threatened me for eating the last of the candy.
That guy at the park yelled that at me for stealing his ball.
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Some crazy person is telling you they’ll slice you up like a loaf of bread.
My cousin said that to me for eating all the cake.
My teacher threatened me for talking during class.
My friend’s mom screamed that at him for not cleaning his room.
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A random person is swearing they’ll cut you like a piece of meat.
My brother said that to me for taking his video game.
That guy in the store yelled that at me for stealing a snack.
My friend’s dad threatened me for not doing my chores.
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Some random person is telling you they’ll carve you like a pumpkin.
My sister said that to me for eating all the candy.
That kid in the lunchroom yelled that at me for stealing his chips.
My neighbor screamed that at me for mowing his lawn.
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