i'll fuck anything that moves

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A promise that you're so wild you'll take a punch, a snack, or a full-on dance party if it moves and tries to mess with you.

I'll fuck anything that moves, even my mom's cat.

I'll fuck anything that moves, including that annoying kid from math class.

I'll fuck anything that moves, even if it's just a piece of pizza.

A declaration that you're ready to go full-on crazy with anything that wiggles, squirms, or even just looks at you the wrong way.

I'll fuck anything that moves, even that weird blob in the science lab.

I'll fuck anything that moves, including your little brother's goldfish.

I'll fuck anything that moves, even the toilet paper.

A loud and proud statement that you're so horny you'll do it with anything that jiggles, walks, or even blinks at you.

I'll fuck anything that moves, even that old lady who yells at the mailman.

I'll fuck anything that moves, including the school principal's pet iguana.

I'll fuck anything that moves, even the vending machine.

A way to tell everyone you're so crazy you'll do it with anything that breathes, twitches, or just stares at you like it's judging you.

I'll fuck anything that moves, even that creepy statue in the hallway.

I'll fuck anything that moves, including your uncle's pet turtle.

I'll fuck anything that moves, even the math teacher's whiteboard.

A bold and wild promise that you're going to take on anything that shimmies, jiggles, or just dares to be alive.

I'll fuck anything that moves, even that annoying bird in the park.

I'll fuck anything that moves, including your grandma's parakeet.

I'll fuck anything that moves, even the clock in the hallway.

A big, loud, and very profane way to tell everyone you're ready to go full-on nuts with anything that moves, even if it’s just a sock.

I'll fuck anything that moves, even that stupid sock on the floor.

I'll fuck anything that moves, including the dog that won’t stop barking.

I'll fuck anything that moves, even the pizza delivery guy.