I'll forge a rubber check for you

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What you yell at someone who whines about getting paid for something you already gave them for free. It’s like saying you’re gonna write them a fake check with fake ink, double nonsense.
You: 'I’ll forge a rubber check for you!' (after your buddy asked for cash for a sandwich you threw away.)
You: 'I’ll forge a rubber check for you!' (because your cousin wants money for a toy you already gave him.)
You: 'I’ll forge a rubber check for you!' (after your friend asked for a $20 tip for a pizza you already ate.)
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The mean thing you say when someone asks for money for something you already gave them. You’re saying you’ll fake a check and even fake the writing on it, because they’re totally ridiculous.
You: 'I’ll forge a rubber check for you!' (after your kid asked for $10 for a snack you already gave them.)
You: 'I’ll forge a rubber check for you!' (because your neighbor wants cash for a plant you already tossed.)
You: 'I’ll forge a rubber check for you!' (when your friend asked for a $5 tip for a soda you already drank.)
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What you scream when someone asks for money for something you already gave them for free. You’re saying you’ll write them a fake check, and even lie about the details, because they’re completely stupid.
You: 'I’ll forge a rubber check for you!' (after your brother asked for $20 for a shirt you already gave him.)
You: 'I’ll forge a rubber check for you!' (because your friend wants money for a pencil you already gave them.)
You: 'I’ll forge a rubber check for you!' (when your cousin asked for cash for a toy you already gave them.)
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