Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re saying you’ll punch people just because you’re too dumb to think straight.

I'll fight em because they looked at me wrong.

I'll fight em because I ran out of snacks.

I'll fight em because my pants are too tight.

2

You’re declaring war on anyone who breathes near you, even if they’re asleep.

I'll fight em even if they’re taking a nap.

I'll fight em because they said my hair was messy.

I'll fight em just to prove I can.

3

You’re saying you’ll beat people up like it’s your full-time job and they’re your enemies.

I'll fight em because they owe me money.

I'll fight em because I’ve got nothing better to do.

I'll fight em because I like being a bully.

4

You’re telling the world you’re going to punch people even if they didn’t do anything wrong.

I'll fight em because they’re ugly.

I'll fight em because I’m mad at the internet.

I'll fight em because I’m tired of being normal.

5

You’re acting like you’re going to start a fight just to make yourself feel important.

I'll fight em because I want to be famous.

I'll fight em because I’ve got nothing else to do.

I'll fight em because I’m the best at it.

6

You’re saying you’re going to beat people up because you’re too lazy to think of a better plan.

I'll fight em because I’m too lazy to talk.

I'll fight em because they’re annoying.

I'll fight em because I’ve got a grudge.