I'll eat your soul

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A promise you make when you're too angry to think straight and your brain is full of swear words.
"I'll eat your soul," he said, throwing his coffee at the wall.
"You're gonna wish you were dead," she said, right before she bit into a taco.
"I'll eat your soul," he said, while eating a whole pizza by himself.
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When you're so mad you're ready to swallow someone whole, like they're a piece of bad pizza.
"I'll eat your soul," she said, holding up a half-eaten burger like a trophy.
"You're gonna be my next snack," he said, licking his lips.
"I'll eat your soul," he said, while eating a bag of chips like it was a feast.
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A serious threat that sounds more like a lunch break.
"I'll eat your soul," he said, while eating a sandwich and watching TV.
"You're gonna be my dinner," she said, holding up a plate of fries.
"I'll eat your soul," he said, while eating a cake with a smile.
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When you're so annoyed you want to eat someone's whole personality, and maybe their face too.
"I'll eat your soul," she said, while eating a donut with one hand and waving a fork at him with the other.
"You're gonna be my next snack," he said, right before he bit into a burrito.
"I'll eat your soul," she said, while eating a whole pie in one bite.
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A loud, dramatic way of saying you're ready to take someone down, one bite at a time.
"I'll eat your soul," he shouted, while eating a big bowl of cereal.
"You're gonna be my next meal," she said, right before she took a big bite of pizza.
"I'll eat your soul," he said, while eating a whole bag of chips in one go.
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A threat that's so strong, it's like you're using your mouth as a vacuum cleaner for someone's spirit.
"I'll eat your soul," he said, right before he took a big bite of a taco.
"You're gonna be my next snack," she said, while eating a whole cake.
"I'll eat your soul," he said, while eating a whole pizza by himself.
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