I'll eat your kids

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A dirty threat you shout at someone when you're mad enough to want them dead. Like when you're so angry you'd rather chew through their kids than deal with their stupid face.
I'll eat your kids if you don't shut up during my nap
He said I'll eat your kids after I beat you up in the parking lot
She screamed I'll eat your kids when he spilled soda on her shoes
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A way to tell someone they're a total idiot and you hope they die in a fire. Especially if they're a brainless, smelly, basic guy who thinks he's cool.
I'll eat your kids because you're a brainless, basic guy
He said I'll eat your kids when you messed up his pizza
She told me I'll eat your kids because you're a smelly, basic guy
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A gross promise you make to someone who thinks they're hot but is really just a gay guy who likes to eat other people's cum.
I'll eat your kids because you're a faggot who likes to eat cum
He said I'll eat your kids after you called him a faggot
She told me I'll eat your kids because you're a cum-eating faggot
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