I'll eat your cat

I’ll eat your cat, and I’ll laugh while I do it.

Your cat’s gonna be my dinner, and your face is gonna be my dessert.

I’ll eat your cat so fast, your pet will be gone before your lunch.

Your cat is my new side dish.

I’ll eat your cat like it’s a sandwich.

Your cat’s gonna be my snack, and your pet is gonna be my revenge.

I’ll eat your cat, and I won’t even ask for a nap afterwards.

Your cat is my next meal, and your face is my next joke.

I’ll eat your cat, and I’ll leave your house in a mess.