Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I swear on my mom’s saggy tits I’m not lying.

I’ll eat me hat if this pizza isn’t the worst I’ve ever had.

I’ll eat me hat if I don’t pass this test.

I’ll eat me hat if this bird doesn’t poop on me.

2

I’d rather die than let you know I was wrong.

I’ll eat me hat if this game doesn’t end in 10 minutes.

I’ll eat me hat if I don’t win this bet.

I’ll eat me hat if I don’t beat you at chess.

3

I’d eat my own grandma if I had to.

I’ll eat me hat if I don’t get this job.

I’ll eat me hat if I don’t finish this homework.

I’ll eat me hat if I don’t beat you at Fortnite.

4

I’d rather be buried in poop than admit I was wrong.

I’ll eat me hat if this movie isn’t the worst ever.

I’ll eat me hat if I don’t win this race.

I’ll eat me hat if this soup doesn’t taste like dirt.

5

I’d eat my own dog if I had to.

I’ll eat me hat if I don’t get this grade.

I’ll eat me hat if I don’t win this match.

I’ll eat me hat if I don’t beat you at basketball.