Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re saying you’ll do it later, but that means you’ll forget it until the heat death of the universe.

I’ll do it later... probably next year.

Later? I’ll do it when I feel like it, which is never.

Later? I’ll do it when I’m already dead.

2

You promise to do it later, but you're really just lying to yourself and everyone else.

I’ll do it later... maybe tomorrow. Probably not.

Later? I’ll do it when I’m not tired anymore.

Later? I’ll do it when I’m not busy being a failure.

3

You say you’ll do it later like it’s a magical promise that will somehow make it happen.

I’ll do it later... by some kind of magic I don’t understand.

Later? I’ll do it when the magic happens.

Later? I’ll do it when I feel like it, which is never.

4

You say you’ll do it later, but that just means you’ll do it when you’re too drunk to care.

I’ll do it later... after I finish this whole bottle of whiskey.

Later? I’ll do it when I’m too drunk to remember.

Later? I’ll do it when I’m passed out on the floor.

5

You say you’ll do it later, but that just means you’ll do it when you’re already late.

I’ll do it later... after I miss my flight.

Later? I’ll do it when I’m already 10 minutes late.

Later? I’ll do it when I’m already in trouble.

6

You say you’ll do it later like it’s a sacred vow and you’ll be excommunicated if you don’t.

I’ll do it later... or else I’ll be excommunicated.

Later? I’ll do it when the sacred vow demands it.

Later? I’ll do it when I’m not already dead.