I'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean

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I’ll slice you like a hot dog and dump you in the ocean with a blender full of swear words and regret

My ex said that when I spilled coffee on her dress

He told his brother that after he ate the last slice of pizza

She texted her crush that during a group project

I’ll chop you up like a piece of meat and toss you in the ocean with a blender full of hate

My mom said that when I failed math again

He told his friend after he lost the game

She said that to her crush when he broke her phone

I’ll stab you with a knife and throw you in the ocean with a blender full of insults and seaweed

My brother said that when I took his favorite toy

She told her crush after he stood her up

He said that to his friend after he lost the bet