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a sassy way of saying you're going to mess up their mess and make it worse
I'll calm your farm while I rip your hair out
You think you're calm? I'll make your chaos scream
Calm your farm? I'll make your life a dumpster fire
i'll calm your farm
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a promise to make their problems look like a toddler's tantrum
I'll calm your farm and then I'll laugh at your breakdown
Your stress? I'll turn it into a full-blown meltdown
Calm your farm? I'll make you cry like a baby
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a threat to make their life a complete mess and then leave them hanging
I'll calm your farm and then vanish like a ghost
You want calm? I'll bring the storm and leave you in the rain
Calm your farm? I'll make your life a nightmare and then say nothing