I'll call you yesterday

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A fake promise that you're gonna call someone, but you're really just gonna pretend you're busy and forget about them forever.

'I'll call you yesterday,' he said, then texted his ex instead.

'I'll call you yesterday,' she said, then played Fortnite for three hours.

'I'll call you yesterday,' he said, then called his mom.

A lie that makes you feel like you're still in control, even though you're clearly not.

'I'll call you yesterday,' he said, then fell asleep.

'I'll call you yesterday,' she said, then posted a selfie on Instagram.

'I'll call you yesterday,' he said, then texted his best friend.

A way to say you're too good for them, and you're not even trying.

'I'll call you yesterday,' she said, then went to a concert.

'I'll call you yesterday,' he said, then played video games until midnight.

'I'll call you yesterday,' she said, then texted her crush.

A magical phrase that makes you believe you'll call someone, even though you know you won't.

'I'll call you yesterday,' he said, then watched TikTok for an hour.

'I'll call you yesterday,' she said, then called her mom.

'I'll call you yesterday,' he said, then played Fortnite with his friends.

A phrase that sounds like a plan, but it's actually just you being lazy and pretending you're busy.

'I'll call you yesterday,' she said, then went to sleep.

'I'll call you yesterday,' he said, then called his dad.

'I'll call you yesterday,' she said, then texted her crush.

A way to say you're not going to call someone, but you're still going to act like you're going to.

'I'll call you yesterday,' he said, then played video games.

'I'll call you yesterday,' she said, then posted a story.

'I'll call you yesterday,' he said, then called his ex.