I'll call you back

You’ve been talking for 20 minutes about your cat’s hairball problems. I’ll call you back. (You never hear from me again.)

Your mom called to tell me about her bunions. I’ll call you back. (She’s now my new best friend.)

You’re still on the phone. I’ll call you back. (You’re still on the phone.)

You’ve been on the phone for an hour about your ex’s new haircut. I’ll call you back. (You’re still on the phone.)

Your friend called to tell me about her zit. I’ll call you back. (You’re now the zit.)

You’re still talking about your pet goldfish. I’ll call you back. (You’re now the goldfish.)

You’re still on the phone. I’ll call you back. (You’re now the phone.)

You’ve been talking about your boring job for 10 minutes. I’ll call you back. (You’re now the boring job.)

Your sister called to tell me about her new toaster. I’ll call you back. (You’re now the toaster.)