I'll buy that for a dollar

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A fancy way of saying 'I'd take that over your ugly face any day' and probably still have change left.

I'll buy that for a dollar, and I'll still have enough to buy you a drink and a curse.

That plan? I'll buy that for a dollar and still have room for a snack.

I'll buy that for a dollar, and I'd still rather be eating pizza than listening to your life story.

A way of saying 'I'll take your nonsense and still have cash left to throw at you.'

I'll buy that for a dollar, and I'll still have enough to buy you a curse and a sandwich.

That idea? I'll buy that for a dollar and still have change for your insults.

I'll buy that for a dollar, and I'll still have enough to throw at your face.

A way of saying 'I'll take your stupid idea and still have money left to laugh at you.'

I'll buy that for a dollar, and I'll still have enough to laugh at you all day.

That plan? I'll buy that for a dollar and still have room for my coffee and my sarcasm.

I'll buy that for a dollar, and I'll still have money left to buy you a curse.

A way of saying 'I'll take that and still have cash left to buy you a curse.'

I'll buy that for a dollar and still have enough to throw at your face.

That idea? I'll buy that for a dollar and still have room for my coffee and my insult.

I'll buy that for a dollar and still have enough to laugh at your nonsense.

A way of saying 'I'll take that and still have money to throw at your face.'

I'll buy that for a dollar, and I'll still have enough to laugh at you and throw money at your face.

That idea? I'll buy that for a dollar and still have enough to insult you and buy a snack.

I'll buy that for a dollar, and I'll still have cash left to throw at your face and your dignity.

A way of saying 'I'll take that and still have cash left to buy you a curse and a snack.'

I'll buy that for a dollar and still have enough to throw at your face and buy you a curse.

That idea? I'll buy that for a dollar and still have cash for my coffee and my insults.

I'll buy that for a dollar, and I'll still have enough to laugh at you and buy a snack.