Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to squeeze someone so hard they feel like a soggy waffle in a greasy pan

I'll butter your waffle if you stop crying like a baby

You're getting buttered up, pal

I'll butter your waffle until you're flat as a pancake

2

when you wrap your arms around someone like a bear with a grilled cheese sandwich

I'll butter your waffle if you promise not to tell the class

He buttered my waffle so hard I got a cramp

She buttered my waffle and I almost choked on my lunch

3

to hold someone so tight you might as well be cooking them

She buttered my waffle and I felt like a grilled breakfast

I buttered his waffle because he was being a brat

You'll be buttered up so bad you'll smell like syrup

4

when you give someone a hug that feels like being stuck in a toaster

I'll butter your waffle if you stop being annoying

He buttered my waffle and I couldn't breathe

She buttered my waffle until I turned red

5

to hold someone so tight you’re practically making them a breakfast food

I'll butter your waffle if you promise to stop talking

She buttered my waffle and I almost fell over

He buttered my waffle and I felt like a stack of pancakes

6

when you wrap your arms around someone like a grumpy chef with a syrup fetish

I'll butter your waffle if you stop being a pain

She buttered my waffle and I got a stomach ache

He buttered my waffle so hard it hurt