I'll butter your waffle

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to squeeze someone so hard they feel like a soggy waffle in a greasy pan
I'll butter your waffle if you stop crying like a baby
You're getting buttered up, pal
I'll butter your waffle until you're flat as a pancake
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when you wrap your arms around someone like a bear with a grilled cheese sandwich
I'll butter your waffle if you promise not to tell the class
He buttered my waffle so hard I got a cramp
She buttered my waffle and I almost choked on my lunch
3
to hold someone so tight you might as well be cooking them
She buttered my waffle and I felt like a grilled breakfast
I buttered his waffle because he was being a brat
You'll be buttered up so bad you'll smell like syrup
4
when you give someone a hug that feels like being stuck in a toaster
I'll butter your waffle if you stop being annoying
He buttered my waffle and I couldn't breathe
She buttered my waffle until I turned red
5
to hold someone so tight you’re practically making them a breakfast food
I'll butter your waffle if you promise to stop talking
She buttered my waffle and I almost fell over
He buttered my waffle and I felt like a stack of pancakes
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when you wrap your arms around someone like a grumpy chef with a syrup fetish
I'll butter your waffle if you stop being a pain
She buttered my waffle and I got a stomach ache
He buttered my waffle so hard it hurt
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