I'll burst your pipes

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When you’re so angry you want to punch someone until their insides come out
I’ll burst your pipes if you say one more thing about my dog’s bad hair day.
He called my mom fat, so I said I’ll burst your pipes and you’ll wish you were dead.
She kept roasting my pizza, so I said I’ll burst your pipes and you’ll be a pancake.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you're so mad you want to turn someone into a meatball
He stole my lunch, so I told him I’ll burst your pipes and you’ll be a meatball for the cafeteria.
She laughed at my crush, so I said I’ll burst your pipes and you’ll be the class joke.
He texted me ‘lol’ during my presentation, so I said I’ll burst your pipes and you’ll be the punchline.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you’re so furious you want to blow someone up like a firework
I’ll burst your pipes if you don’t stop talking during my favorite movie.
He said my joke was bad, so I said I’ll burst your pipes and you’ll be a firework.
She kept making fun of my shoes, so I said I’ll burst your pipes and you’ll go boom.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you’re so mad you want to flatten someone like a pancake
He tripped me in the hallway, so I said I’ll burst your pipes and you’ll be a pancake.
She called my hair a disaster, so I said I’ll burst your pipes and you’ll be a flat mess.
He kept stealing my snacks, so I said I’ll burst your pipes and you’ll be a crumpled bag.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you're so angry you want to turn someone into a punchbag
I’ll burst your pipes if you don’t stop making fun of my crush.
He said my drawing was the worst, so I said I’ll burst your pipes and you’ll be a punchbag.
She laughed at my failed science experiment, so I said I’ll burst your pipes and you’ll be my test dummy.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you’re so mad you want to make someone into a smoothie
He stole my snack, so I said I’ll burst your pipes and you’ll be my smoothie.
She said my joke was the worst, so I said I’ll burst your pipes and you’ll be my blender.
He kept making fun of my voice, so I said I’ll burst your pipes and you’ll be a fruit smoothie.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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