I'll bet

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When someone says something stupid, you laugh and say I'll bet like you're daring them to prove you wrong.

You say you can eat a whole pizza. I say I'll bet. You choke on the crust.

He claims he never fails a test. I say I'll bet. He got a D.

She says she'll beat you in a race. I say I'll bet. She tripped over her own feet.

When someone says something you know is a lie, you say I'll bet like it's the last thing you'll ever say.

He says he never eats cereal for dinner. I say I'll bet. He's eating it right now.

She says she doesn't need sleep. I say I'll bet. She fell asleep in class.

He says he's never been in trouble. I say I'll bet. He's got a detention slip.

When someone says something you know is fake, you say I'll bet like you're ready to curse them.

You say you can bench 200 pounds. I say I'll bet. You couldn't lift 100.

She says she never cries. I say I'll bet. She cried over a broken pencil.

He says he never loses his temper. I say I'll bet. He threw a chair.

When someone says something that sounds like a challenge, you say I'll bet like you're daring them to lose.

You say you can beat me in a video game. I say I'll bet. I beat you in 2 minutes.

He says he can beat me in a race. I say I'll bet. He walked the whole way.

She says she can beat me in a quiz. I say I'll bet. I got all the answers right.

When someone says something you know is a bunch of nonsense, you say I'll bet like you're ready to laugh at them.

You say you can talk to dogs. I say I'll bet. The dog ran away from you.

He says he can read minds. I say I'll bet. He didn't know what I was thinking.

She says she can sing like a pro. I say I'll bet. She sounded like a cat with a sore throat.

When someone says something you know is a complete lie, you say I'll bet like you're daring them to fail.

You say you never miss a day of school. I say I'll bet. You missed three days this week.

He says he never eats pizza. I say I'll bet. He's eating it right now.

She says she never gets distracted. I say I'll bet. She's texting her friend right now.