I'll be Upstairs!

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A fake promise that means you're gonna take a nap, eat a whole pizza, and probably forget about the person who said it.

I'll be upstairs! (Later that day, he was found eating pizza with a shirt on fire.)

I'll be upstairs! (He didn’t come back for three days and left a sock in the microwave.)

I'll be upstairs! (He came back 10 minutes later and said, 'I had a business meeting with my bun.')

A lie told to people who are too dumb to realize you're about to do something stupid.

I'll be upstairs! (He came back 2 hours later with a tattoo of a pizza slice.)

I'll be upstairs! (He ended up getting locked in the fridge.)

I'll be upstairs! (He took a selfie with a ghost and posted it on Instagram.)

A phrase that means you're going to do something embarrassing and hope no one sees it.

I'll be upstairs! (He came back with a shirt that said 'I survived the pizza explosion.')

I'll be upstairs! (He came back with a burn on his arm and a new nickname: 'The Pizza Warrior.')

I'll be upstairs! (He came back with a new hobby: talking to the ceiling.)

A fake excuse used when you're about to do something that smells like a disaster.

I'll be upstairs! (He came back with a broken lamp and a new side hustle: lamp repair.)

I'll be upstairs! (He came back with a shirt that had spaghetti on it.)

I'll be upstairs! (He came back with a new life goal: 'To never eat pizza again.')

A lie you tell when you're about to do something that’s gonna make you look like a fool.

I'll be upstairs! (He came back with a new nickname: 'The Pizza King.')

I'll be upstairs! (He came back with a new hobby: yelling at the ceiling.)

I'll be upstairs! (He came back with a new job: 'Professional Pizza Eater.')