Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lie so bold it could make a saint swear and a saint is already a saint.

My mom said that when she was 10 minutes late for her own funeral.

He said that while still wearing his pajamas and eating cereal.

I told my boss that right before I walked out the door.

2

A promise made by someone who’s never been on time, ever, in any universe.

She said that while her dog was barking at a squirrel.

He said that while his pants were on fire.

I said that while my coffee was screaming at me.

3

A magical phrase used to delay anything from the apocalypse to your mom’s cooking.

He said that when the apocalypse was 30 seconds away.

I used it to avoid my mom’s cooking for 10 years.

She said that while the microwave was yelling at her.

4

A curse that turns five minutes into five hours, and your patience into a swear word.

He said that and then took a nap.

I said that while my phone was exploding.

She said that while her cat was eating her homework.

5

A swear word in disguise, hiding the truth that you're just too lazy to be ready.

He said that while still in bed.

I said that while my socks were on fire.

She said that while her hair was screaming at her.

6

A time trick that only works if you don’t count, don’t move, and don’t breathe.

He said that while still wearing his pajamas.

I said that while my alarm was yelling at me.

She said that while her dog was eating her shoes.