I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

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If you're stuttering and stuck in a conversation, say this to make the other person wish they were stuck in a blender with your mom.

'I... I'll... I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.' *sips coffee* 'You're welcome.'

'I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.' *suddenly starts crying* 'Why does my mom have to be in the kitchen?'

'I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.' *walks away slowly* 'I think I just broke my brain.'

If you're trying to escape a conversation, say this like you're fleeing from a monster and your mom is the monster's best friend.

'I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.' *runs to the kitchen like it's a lifeline* 'I hope she doesn't ask about my hair.'

'I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.' *slams the door* 'I'm not coming back until you both apologize.'

'I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.' *walks away with a dramatic sigh* 'This is the worst day of my life.'