I'll be honest

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A fancy way to say you’re about to spill a bunch of fake crap.
I'll be honest, I didn’t fail the test. I just forgot to take it.
I'll be honest, I don’t know where my keys are. I don’t know where my brain is either.
I'll be honest, I didn’t eat the whole cake. I just took a bite and then I cried.
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A phrase that comes out of your mouth like a lie wearing a disguise.
I'll be honest, I didn’t fall off the cliff. I just took a short nap and decided to stay there.
I'll be honest, I didn’t eat all the pizza. I just ate the part that wasn’t burnt.
I'll be honest, I didn’t run away. I just took a detour and then I got lost.
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A way to say you’re about to tell the worst lie ever.
I'll be honest, I didn’t get a perfect score. I just got a slightly less bad score.
I'll be honest, I didn’t cheat. I just borrowed my friend’s brain for a few minutes.
I'll be honest, I didn’t lose my job. I just got a promotion to the floor.
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