i'll be home for quismois

1 views · Added 2d ago · 3 definitions

When you mess up Camila Cabello’s song like you’re drunk and your tongue is stuck to the roof of your mouth.

My cousin tried to sing it at a party and it sounded like a dying goat.

I yelled it in the car and my mom threw a soda at me.

My dog barked along and it was the best part.

A stupid way to say ‘I’ll Be Home For Christmas’ that makes you sound like you failed third grade.

My brother said it at a karaoke bar and the crowd laughed so hard they broke a table.

My aunt tried it on a Zoom call and her cat walked out.

I texted it to my crush and he replied with ‘what’.

When you sing the song so bad it feels like you’re trying to curse the holiday spirit.

I sang it in the shower and my neighbor called the police.

My friend did it at a Christmas party and got kicked out.

My mom tried it on a video call and my dad fell asleep.