I"ll Be Dipped In Shit !

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This phrase is used when someone hears something so dumb they feel like they were just forced to eat a turd.
My math teacher said 2 + 2 = 5. I'll be dipped in shit!
My little brother told me he invented pizza. I'll be dipped in shit!
My dog just ate my homework. I'll be dipped in shit!
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You yell this when something you heard makes you want to throw up and then eat it.
My mom said I can’t go to the concert. I'll be dipped in shit!
My friend told me he dated my sister. I'll be dipped in shit!
My teacher said I failed. I'll be dipped in shit!
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This is what you say when you hear something so stupid it makes you wish you were in a toilet.
My dad said he can fly a plane. I'll be dipped in shit!
My cousin told me he can talk to cats. I'll be dipped in shit!
My neighbor said he invented the wheel. I'll be dipped in shit!
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You say this when something you hear makes your brain feel like it's been stepped on and then kicked.
My brother said he can beat up a dragon. I'll be dipped in shit!
My teacher said I can't have recess. I'll be dipped in shit!
My dog said he's going to be president. I'll be dipped in shit!
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This phrase is for when you hear something so bad you want to take a dump and then eat it.
My mom said I have to clean my room. I'll be dipped in shit!
My friend said he can read minds. I'll be dipped in shit!
My teacher said I can't have pizza for lunch. I'll be dipped in shit!
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You scream this when you hear something so dumb it makes your brain feel like it’s been run over by a dump truck.
My sister said she’s going to be a super hero. I'll be dipped in shit!
My neighbor said he can talk to the moon. I'll be dipped in shit!
My dog said he can cook. I'll be dipped in shit!
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