i'll be back in a year

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When you say you're coming back in a year, you're really saying you're going to vanish like a f***ing ghost and never bother us again.

My cousin said that after he left for college and never came back. He’s still in the same dorm.

My ex said that after she left for a trip and never came back. She’s still in the same hotel.

My neighbor said that after he moved to Florida and never came back. He’s still in the same house.

This phrase is like a punch to the gut. You're saying you'll be back in a year, but you really mean you're going to forget about us forever.

My dog said that before he ran away. He’s still missing.

My uncle said that before he left for a business trip. He’s still in the same city.

My teacher said that before she retired. She’s still teaching.

It's like you're telling people you'll be back in a year, but you're really saying you're going to disappear and never bother them again.

My friend said that before he left for a trip. He’s still in the same place.

My mom said that before she went on vacation. She’s still on vacation.

My dad said that before he left for work. He’s still at work.