I'll be back in a flask

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This phrase means you're going to be gone for a short time, but also that you're probably going to drink a lot and maybe pass out.
I'll be back in a flask. See you when I sober up or die.
I'll be back in a flask. Don't worry, I'll either come back or I'll be a corpse on the floor.
I'll be back in a flask. I promise. I might need a second flask.
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It's like saying you'll be back fast, but also that you'll be back with a lot of alcohol and maybe a bad decision.
I'll be back in a flask. I'm going to buy a whole bottle of vodka.
I'll be back in a flask. I might come back with a hangover or a new nickname.
I'll be back in a flask. I'll either be back or I'll be a mess.
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You're saying you'll be back quickly, but also that you're going to be back with a lot of booze and maybe a lot of regret.
I'll be back in a flask. I'm going to drink until I forget my own name.
I'll be back in a flask. I'll be back or I'll be dead.
I'll be back in a flask. I swear. I might need a second flask to survive.
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