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A legendary line from the movie Terminator that Arnold Schwarzenegger said while looking like a madman. You can say it anytime, anywhere, even if you’re just going to the fridge.
I’ll be back,” he said, then tripped over the couch.
He yelled, ‘I’ll be back,’ and then got stuck in a vending machine.
He said, ‘I’ll be back,’ and then fell asleep on the lawn.
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Three words Arnold Schwarzenegger said like a robot. He said it to a cop, then a robot crashed a car into a police station. The cop got fired.
‘I’ll be back,’ he said, then a robot crashed a car into the police station.
He said, ‘I’ll be back,’ and the cop got fired.
He said, ‘I’ll be back,’ and then a robot walked into a coffee shop.
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It’s like ‘I’ll be back in a flash,’ but with ‘flash’ changed to ‘flask.’ So now it means you’re either coming back soon or you’re getting drunk.
‘I’ll be back,’ he said, then he walked into a bar.
She said, ‘I’ll be back,’ and then she drank a whole bottle of whiskey.
He said, ‘I’ll be back,’ and then he passed out on a couch.
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A guy named Tony Stark said this after a wild man ran out of the house wearing a towel. It means you’ll never see them again, ever.
‘I’ll be back,’ he said, then he vanished into the night.
He said, ‘I’ll be back,’ and then he disappeared forever.
She said, ‘I’ll be back,’ and then she left and never came back.
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A Latino phrase from Los Angeles meaning you’ll be right back. It’s very polite, but also kind of lazy.
‘I’ll be back,’ he said, and then he went to get a burrito.
She said, ‘I’ll be back,’ and then she took a nap.
He said, ‘I’ll be back,’ and then he walked to the corner store.
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A way of saying you don’t get it. It means you’re a total failure and the other person is avoiding you like the plague.
‘I’ll be back,’ he said, then he left and never came back.
She said, ‘I’ll be back,’ and then she ignored him for a week.
He said, ‘I’ll be back,’ and then he walked out of the room.
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A very polite way of saying ‘fuck off’ or ‘this will never happen.’ It’s like being insulted with a smile.
‘I’ll be back,’ he said, and then he walked out of the room like he was royalty.
She said, ‘I’ll be back,’ and then she left and never came back.
He said, ‘I’ll be back,’ and then he turned into a robot and left.
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