I'll be a sec

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A lying sack of poop that promises to be back in a sec but really means they're gonna vanish for the rest of the day or forever.

'I'll be a sec,' he said, then didn't come back for the whole movie.

'I'll be a sec,' she said, then went to get pizza and forgot about me.

'I'll be a sec,' he said, then got distracted by a TikTok and never came back.

A magical promise that only works if you're willing to wait for at least 45 minutes, and even then it's a maybe.

'I'll be a sec,' he said, then came back 46 minutes later with a drink.

'I'll be a sec,' she said, then came back 45 minutes later with a side of regret.

'I'll be a sec,' he said, then came back 45 minutes later with a story about his dog.