I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window

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A northern promise that you’ll flash your backside in a fancy shop window if something doesn’t go your way. It’s like saying you’d rather be humiliated than be wrong.
I’ll bare my arse in Fenwicks’ window if this team doesn’t win the league.
She said she’d bare her arse in Fenwicks’ window if he didn’t propose by Christmas.
He bet his best mate he’d bare his arse in Fenwicks’ window if the cake didn’t rise.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A wild threat from the North East that means you’re so sure something won’t happen, you’d rather show off your backside in a fancy shop window than be proved wrong.
He said he’d bare his arse in Fenwicks’ window if the traffic didn’t clear before 8 a. m.
She told her boss she’d bare her arse in Fenwicks’ window if the project wasn’t done on time.
He bet his lunch money he’d bare his arse in Fenwicks’ window if the team didn’t win the match.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A northern swear word that means you’re so confident something won’t happen, you’d rather flash your backside in a fancy shop window than be wrong.
I’ll bare my arse in Fenwicks’ window if this cake doesn’t come out perfect.
She said she’d bare her arse in Fenwicks’ window if he didn’t call her by the end of the week.
He promised he’d bare his arse in Fenwicks’ window if the printer didn’t work.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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