i'll answer after the fifth ring

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Kobe’s smug way of saying he’ll win the game after the fifth ring, like he’s the only one who can hear Obama’s joke, and you’re just a dumb fan with a phone number.

Kobe: 'I’ll answer after the fifth ring.' I: 'Bro, it’s the finals!' Kobe: 'Wait for it, you peasant.'

DM from Kobe: 'I’ll answer after the fifth ring. You’re just a fan with a phone number.'

Kobe, during the NBA finals: 'I’ll answer after the fifth ring. You’re not even worth my attention.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Kobe’s cocky way of saying he won’t answer until he’s got the fifth ring, like Obama’s joke was so funny, even the phone had to wait.

Kobe, on the phone: 'I’ll answer after the fifth ring. You’re not even a real person.'

Kobe to a fan: 'I’ll answer after the fifth ring. You’re just a guy with a phone number.'

Kobe, during a game: 'I’ll answer after the fifth ring. You’re not even close to my level.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Kobe’s lazy way of saying he’ll answer only after the fifth ring, like Obama’s joke was so good, it made the phone wait.

Kobe: 'I’ll answer after the fifth ring. You’re just a fan with a phone number and no life.'

Kobe to a reporter: 'I’ll answer after the fifth ring. You’re not even worth my time.'

Kobe, on a phone call: 'I’ll answer after the fifth ring. You’re the worst.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago