Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smug way of saying I-Would, used by know-it-alls and people who think they're fancy.

I'ld beat you up if I had the energy.

I'ld tell your mom your secret if you didn't shut up.

I'ld eat your face if you called me ugly again.

2

A lazy person's way of saying I-Would, usually when they're too tired to use the full word.

I'ld sleep through your scream if you didn't wake me up.

I'ld ignore your dumb question if you didn't ask me again.

I'ld quit this game if I didn't have to play with you.

3

A fancy-pants way of saying I-Would, used by people who think they're better than everyone else.

I'ld take your lunch money if you didn't have a bigger lunch.

I'ld outsmart you if you didn't cheat.

I'ld beat you at math if you didn't use a calculator.

4

A rude way of saying I-Would, used when someone is too lazy to be polite.

I'ld punch you if you didn't stop talking.

I'ld eat your homework if you didn't make me do it.

I'ld tell your crush you're ugly if you didn't keep bugging me.

5

A braggy way of saying I-Would, usually used by people who think they're the best at everything.

I'ld win the race if I didn't have to run with you.

I'ld beat you at video games if you didn't cheat.

I'ld outlast you in this challenge if you didn't complain the whole time.