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I'Laura is a girl who talks way too much and cries like a baby when she's sad. She thinks everyone is her kid and will yell at you like you stole her lunch money.
I'Laura sent me a message: 'Why did you make me cry? I'm your kid!'
She laughed so hard at my joke that she fell off her chair and cried.
When I didn't say hello, she yelled, 'You're dead to me!'