I&F

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A fancy way of saying you’re going to get drunk and then get fucked by a girl who’s too dumb to know better. It’s like a shortcut to getting laid without having to deal with her dumbass brain.
Bro, let’s I&F this stupid bimbo at the bar.
I&F her after she called me a ‘basic’ loser.
That girl just said ‘I hate math’, I&F her before the class ends.
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Finish Inside Fall Asleep. A lazy person’s way of saying they’re too tired to do anything but eat snacks and pass out.
I did my homework, ate chips, and CAN I GET AN F IN THE CHAT.
I finished my pizza, fell asleep on the couch, and that’s it.
I watched six episodes of my favorite show and just F-ed out.
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A stupid phrase used by a group of people who think they’re cool because of a song lyric. They cry at a stupid fanfic and act like it’s the end of the world.
‘Forest’ by Twenty One Pilots? I cried and then I felt stupid.
That fanfic was so dramatic, I wanted to die.
I just read that fic and I’m emotionally damaged.
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Finance and insurance. The reason your parents are broke and you have to eat expired food for dinner.
My parents’ job is F&I and they’re broke.
Finance and insurance is why I have no money.
F&I makes me eat expired pizza.
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Hilarious. Like when your friend falls off a chair and you laugh so hard you cry.
That joke was so F, I peed myself.
I laughed so hard, my dog died.
That moment was so F, I cried in my cereal.
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Used when something bad happens, but it’s so bad it’s funny. Like when your mom dies and you’re just like, ‘CAN I GET AN F IN THE CHAT’.
My test failed and I said CAN I GET AN F IN THE CHAT.
My mom died and I was like, F.
My cat got hit by a car and I laughed so hard I peed.
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Three friends who never leave anyone out. They’re the opposite of a wos. They’re real friends who don’t backstab you in the back.
My three friends never leave me out. They’re real.
They’re not a wos, they’re actual friends.
They don’t backstab me, they help me.
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