Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying 'I would have,' like a rich person who thinks they're clever.

I'd've gone to the party if my dog didn't eat my homework.

I'd've passed the test if I didn't text my ex during it.

I'd've been on time if my alarm didn't decide to take a nap.

2

A lazy person's way of saying 'I would have,' like they’re too tired to say the full version.

I'd've eaten that pizza if my brother didn’t steal it.

I'd've finished my chores if my sister didn’t sing in my ear.

I'd've gotten a good grade if I didn’t fall asleep during the exam.

3

A contraction that acts like it’s better than the rest of the world.

I'd've saved the day if I didn’t trip over my own feet.

I'd've won the game if I didn’t drop the ball.

I'd've been famous if my dog didn’t eat my microphone.

4

A contraction that’s so proud it thinks it’s the reason for everything.

I'd've been perfect if I didn’t forget my shoes.

I'd've been rich if I didn’t blow my money on candy.

I'd've been cool if my hair didn’t look like a raccoon’s nest.

5

A hillbilly slang for 'I would have rather had have something else,' and they're not sorry about it.

I'd've rather had a donut than a math test.

I'd've rather had a nap than a pop quiz.

I'd've rather had a pizza than my mom's yelling.