I'dove

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When you're too lazy to think and just throw 'dove' into the past tense like it's your ex's fault

I'dove my hair because I'm too lazy to remember how to conjugate

I'dove my face in the sink because I'm too tired to care

I'dove my lunch because I'm too busy to eat it properly

When you're too dumb to know that 'dove' is not a verb you can just slap an 'ed' on like it's a discount

I'dove my coffee and now it's spilled everywhere

I'dove my dog and now he's confused

I'dove my homework and now my teacher is mad

When you're so desperate to make your sentence work that you just invent 'I'dove' like it's a new slang and you're the king of it

I'dove my phone and now it's broken

I'dove my mom and now she's annoyed

I'dove my cat and now it's judging me

When you're too high to remember that 'dove' is a verb and you just make up 'I'dove' like it's a new brand of weed

I'dove my pizza and now it's gone

I'dove my dog and now he's tripping

I'dove my life and now it's a mess

When you're too proud to admit you messed up the past tense and you just say 'I'dove' like it's a flex

I'dove my hair and now it looks amazing

I'dove my math test and now I'm bragging about it

I'dove my job and now I'm the boss